I tried to do this for RENT but it was too distubing to post. The most normal thing was April walking in on Roger and the BAG LADY having sex. UHHH, THE PLOT OF RENT WOULD BE DRASTICALLY DIFFERENT. So here is HSM, because the characters are all so underdeveloped anything can happen.

List twelve characters from your a fandom in no particular order, then answer theses questions about them. feel free to use people you hate, too!
1.Ryan
2.Chad
3. Troy
4. Zeke
5. Sharpay
6. Taylor
7. Kelsi
8. Chucky
9. Gabriella
10. Jason
11. Martha
12. Rocket Man
1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fic?
I haven't read it but I know for a fact it's out there.

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?
Zeke! He's a total cutie. C:

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?
Rocket man got Chucky preggo? That's worse than the last time.

4) Can you recall any fics about nine?
It's kind of impossible not to. GABRIELLA IS EVERYWHERE.

5) Would two and six make a good couple?
Chad and Taylor? HEY, CANON COUPLE! WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

6) five/nine or five/ten? Why?
Neither. As if Sharpay would even associate with those idiots. Haha. Probably Shar/Jason as a way to get to Troy or Zeke.

7) What if seven walked in on two and one having sex?
Squee like the shiper she is. Chad/Ryan OTP!

8) Make up a summary or a three/ten fic?
Jason and Troy are both confused. What's new?

9) Is there such a thing as one/eight fluff?
No. :C It would be cute though.

10) Suggest a title for seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic.
It would be called "A Little Queer" and Kelsi would tell Rocket Man his feelings for Troy are ~natural~.

11) Would you consider reading a three/one smut fic?'
Too late.

12) Is anything on your fav list about eleven?
No thanks. Martha's cool and all but no.

13) Think of a title for a two/four or a two/five?
Both could work.
For Chad/Zeke: "Compensation Prize" because they both have things for an Evans twin.
For Chad/Shapay: "Night and Day" because they're the 'opposites attract' cliche.

14) If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would it be?
Living in the Sunlight by Tiny Tim. :]

15) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Taylor confronts Ryan about messing with Rocketman.

16) When was the last time you read a fic about five?
I dunno, a while ago.

17)" (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (10) runs off with (7). (1) ,heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Ryan and Kelsi are in an happy relationship until Jason runs off with Kelsi. Ryan, heartbroken has a hot one night stand with Martha and a brief unhappy affair with Rocket Man, then follows the wise advice of his sister and finds true love with Troy.

WHY IS THIS COMPLETLEY POSSIBLE?

18) Title/warning for the above fic?
"From Lover To Lover." Warning: Homosexuality and almost Straight!Ryan.

19) (5) (4), (7), (1) and (3) are playing Truth or Dare. (5) asks (7), and (7) says Truth. (5) asks who (7) loves, and (7), after some prodding from (3), confessed their true love with (4). (4) does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with (3). (7) is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in (1) while (3) and (4) run into the sunset together. However, (5) is secretly in love with (1), and become so jealous of (7), who, after the comfort from (1) becomes in a relationship with (1), and so (5) decides to murder (7), but is stopped just in time by the police officer (10) and is sent to prison, allowing (1) and (7) to continued their relationship.

Sharpay, Zeke, Kelsi, Ryan and Tory are playing Truth or Dare. Sharpay asks to pick. Kelsi says "Truth". Shar asks her who she loves, and after some prodding from Troy, Kelsi confesses she is in love with Zeke. He does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with Troy. Kelsi is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in Ryan while Zeke and Troy run into the sunset together. However, Shar is secretly in love with Ryan, and become so jealous of Kelsi, who, after the comfort from Ryan forms a relationship with him. Sharpay plans a murder but is stopped just in time by the police officer Jason and is sent to prison.

WHAT. THIS IS PLAUSIBLE TOO!

20) final question: Title/Warning for the above?
"What's hidden beneath" Warning: Incest, homosexuality and Straight!Ryan.